Found this while searching on the Internet for some "shocking moments" and stuff to get a laugh when I came across something that shocked me.
"The Little Black Book" pamphlet:
[link]While I don't condone passing these types of flyers out to people under the age of 13 (give or take the individual's mental & physical maturity) I DO believe that this pamphlet, or maybe one similar but slightly less graphic, SHOULD be available to those adolescence who'd like to see/have it.
PDF of pamphlet in its entirety:
[link]"King and "King" children's book:
[link]I also don't see the big hub-bub over the stupid little book. Like a book is gunna turn kids gay. In my opinion people are mostly BORN gay, it's not learned. Case in point: I have several gay friends, my one friend has a gay aunt, and neither one of us is gay. We're both 100% heterosexual-I'm even married (to a MAN). While the parents
SHOULD'VE been notified about the book being read ahead of time, gay tolerence should be tought if we're gunna make this world a better place to live.
Just because someone is gay or bi doesn't make them less of a human, homo
phobia is just wrong. For a country that's supposed to be SO tolerant of differences America is FAR from what I believe our founding fathers had in mind.
List of several homophobic "Horror Stories" in US Schools:
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Not sure why I'm posting this again as not many people seem to care enough to try guessing, but I thought I'd give it another go. I'm still guessing most people will only know 8/20.
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1. Pick 20 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions*
*I think that last rule applies to the people guessing?
**Free pic/drawing for whoever gets number two right.
1: "Why are there huge boob-like things on Kobayashi's head?"
& "Oh Shii, thank you so much. The kindness within your mighty breasts has left me overwhelmed."
2: "Humans are cowards in the face of happiness. It takes courage to hold on to happiness."**
3: "You're going to be bad for business. I can tell."
4: "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!"
5: "You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters."
6: "Why do they have to travel in packs? And how are you supposed to get one on their own to ask them?"
7: "Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."
8: "Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!" & "I ain't dirty! I washed my face and hands before I come, I did."
9: "Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!"
10: "Je t'adore. Je t'window. I don't care!" & "Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise."
11:"...and the receptianist tried to get me to take these condoms that looked like grape suckers and was just babbling away about her freaking boyfiends pie balls!" & "You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."
12: "Hey, I didn't know boys felt like this inside."
"Ah. Don't touch me there from behind."
"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and pop it."
"If I rush, it won't pop. Go slow."
13: "His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe."
14: "Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it: "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bedwetting Child", which I picked up by mistake. But I've got them all!"
15: "My sister was right about one thing. When we are forgotten, we cease to exist."
16: "Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?"
17: "The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants."
18: "...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
19: "That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off."
20: "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."
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